by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018
Get the Shit Canoemug. by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014
Get the Screw Canoemug. When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.
I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
by ducockus234 August 29, 2012
Get the Backwater Canoeingmug. OMG he is being so obnoxious for no reason, like first he is all nice and I think we will be friends, but now he is just being a douche canoe.
by adidasDUDE August 30, 2025
Get the Douche Canoemug. by Choppa chat June 30, 2022
Get the Canomug. An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish
You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.
Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025
Get the Douche canoemug.