mexican cabbage

South of the Boarder name for Weed

As in i went to Cabo last week with my boys and got blasted on that Mexican Cabbage

by rammh March 2, 2016

God’s cabbage

An underused term for marijuana that was founded by old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage back in the day

by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018

Cabbage Veins

The varicose veins seen in an elderly women's legs but on the vagina. Looks like the stems on a cabbage.

Her pushy was nasty, it just looks rugged, Cabbage Veins and old cheese smell. Very popular in a bingo hall.

by Greg from The Committee January 21, 2022

Cabbage Plyler

A fucking mop.

That cooch over there is such a Cabbage Plyler.

by mytamponflewout June 9, 2021

Cabbage fever

When one isn't able to get an erection.
Whereas the stalk won't hold up the head.
Usually from a temporary reason ie. Nerves, drunk etc.
A term used jokingly on construction crews.

The man didn't have sex, due to a case of cabbage fever.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021

wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality

“ocean is such a wet cabbage”

by meadox November 20, 2022

Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...

by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010