Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020

cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018

wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality

“ocean is such a wet cabbage”

by meadox November 20, 2022

Cabbage-Nigger

An ethnic slur directed towards people of German and central/eastern-European descent based on the prevalence of cabbage in their diets (AKA, Cabbage-Coon).

Haha, look at Johan and Vladimir sitting there eating their Sauerkraut and Borsch while squatting drinking Weihenstephaner and vodka. What a pair of Cabbage-Niggers.

by ZeGermansAndZeSlavsAreNotSoDif February 3, 2021

mexican cabbage

South of the Boarder name for Weed

As in i went to Cabo last week with my boys and got blasted on that Mexican Cabbage

by rammh March 2, 2016

Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...

by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010