Meme Crime

A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.

Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.

by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 3, 2017

crime

process of breaking the law. (Ex. stealing, killing...etc)
reason why you go to jail.

If you touch my makeup bag without my permission, you are committing a crime and you will pay for it.

by piscisgirl November 12, 2017

Jersey Crime

A Boi gets killed every week so the police have to find the murderer before everyone's dead

"Hey did you see the latest episode of Jersey Crime"
"Yes fam i did Marruto's part was great"

by Bjeasus May 4, 2018

crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.

If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 December 30, 2016

crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017

poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.

Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Crime Boy

a person, usually a male, who will rob anything with anything.

James: "did you hear what happened to Nick?"
Henry: "yeah didn't he rob that dog with a wallet?"
James: "Yeah nobody knew why a dog had a wallet but nick robbed it. He's a crime boy."

by Pheonix272008 December 27, 2020