Nah, Ya Blocked

Use it when someone comes up to you, raise your hand and say nah your blocked

fattle walks up to you and starts shouting. just raise your hand and say Nah, Ya Blocked

by Cupertino May 9, 2008

bricked

Messed up, not working.

Dude, this party is bricked, where are the ladies? Dude, I bricked out my whole life, I got the A.I.D.S.

by unsonny January 5, 2006

Stink Blocked

When you "cock-block" a guy using a stink bomb.

There's some tool at a bar looking like he's going to score with some hot chick he doesn't deserve. You break a stink bomb within a few feet of him, the chick gets grossed out, the chick walks away. The tool has just been stink blocked.

by The Stain September 1, 2008

Brucked up

Brucked up- bassically a substitute for fucked up, but when your not aloud to say it near adults or teachers without gettig in trouble.

yo sean whats up?

don't look at me like that? you wanna get brucked up??

by TrixOG-fagget! November 4, 2009

bricked

high and drunk, from the slang words stoned and plastered.

after 10 shots and quite a few tokes, she was too bricked to think straight

by lusy p March 8, 2004

brocket

Combination of the words "breast" & "pocket" to form brocket, a word that refers to a breast pocket on a shirt.

That kid carries pens in his brocket.

by Fourin May 31, 2003

Brokedick

Refers to a person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally due to a general lack of self awareness and common sense.

This term may also be used as common greeting among friends.

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob staring. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob stares. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedick mother fuckers been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?

by Steelman7 July 11, 2010