grenade break up

An extremely bad break up that could become violent. Shit hit's the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming.

After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.

Boyfriend: "I hate you and never want to see you again you psycho whore.. were finished!!!"

Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"

Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"

Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"

Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"

by Chris Waltham December 31, 2010

break neck speed

to move quickly

accomplished rapidly and without delay

yo! po po's were chasing some bre - that tyrone was running at break neck speed!

by Dchohan December 26, 2007

breadsexual

A sexual attraction to bread.

"Hey dude this is my new significant other, Sourdough Bread."
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"

by Moist Banana Bread September 12, 2017

Step on a crack, break your mother's back

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.

by WormBrian October 25, 2009

redneck breakfast

fried egg sandwich, beer, Camel cigarettes, Rolaids

Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.

by Their 2nd cousin November 13, 2004

Break Sea Level

To defecate in such a quantity that the turd(s) you produce rise above the water level in the toilet bowl.

After eating at the buffet I went home and had to break sea level. I feel much better now.

by asdfwerczvxoiu January 12, 2009

Nevada Breakfast

In the game of craps, when you make a point, then promptly roll a 7 and wipe out the table, causing everyone to lose.

I bet the table max, and the bitch rolls a Nevada Breakfast and wipes me out!

by Nevada Jim March 2, 2011