Assassin Booger

A crusty booger that scratches the inside of your nose when trying to dig it out.

Damn assassin booger made my nose bleed when I tried to get it out of there.

by Miz🐝 January 5, 2019

Ugly booger

Ugly booger is totally different from calling your girlfriend ugly

“Ok you ugly booger,whatever you say”

“Sophie quit being such a ugly booger”

by Seth albright November 16, 2021

taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

booger muncher

someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.

"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."

by porkobobbo October 13, 2022

cruz booger

The booger that Ted Cruz ate.

Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?

***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.

by coobpig August 11, 2016

mascara booger

after you wipe or wash your mascara off the access of the mascara will be wet in a little "booger" form in the inner corner of your eye.

ps. super fun to pick out!!!

"omg i had the biggest mascara booger in my eye after i washed my face last night."

by RoseBud April 18, 2015

Booger-storage

A place most people get rid of their newly-picked boogers. Its usually under certain surfaces, like a table, chair, desk, shelves and so on.

"I`m just gonna leave it in the booger-storage..." "Ew! I accidentally touched a booger-storage!"

by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018