blonde blindness

A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.

Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"

blonde blindness by signon77 October 24, 2013

blonde goth 

An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

blonde goth by Mr Special July 8, 2018

Blueberry blonde 

A person with dark hair acting like a blonde .

That was a blueberry blonde moment .

Blueberry blonde by Buugyt236 July 7, 2017

Kick A Blonde Day

February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too

"Get kicked you dirty albino prick"
Kick a blonde day

Kick A Blonde Day by SexbombYup123 January 31, 2020

blonde poop 

Poop which contains more corn than actual poop.

Man, I ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then I had blonde poop for 3 days!

blonde poop by Clizzle December 6, 2005

BLONDETOURAGE 

A group of Blonde BAMFs have strong presence whenever appearing together. Whether its 2 or 10, they always make an impression.

Although Blondes are sometimes associated with unintelligence these B²AMFS (Blonde Bad Ass Mother Fuckers) are highly educated career woman who are into making a lot of money for themselves and having fun. They often **blondeside their haters.

The Blondetourage hair color varies from but is not limited to the following:

platinum blonde
strawberry blonde
caramel blonde
ash blonde
dirty blonde
sandy blonde
golden blonde

While many are natural blonde; brunettes and redheads are ALWAYS welcome to join!! Membership is based on approval of the President and V.P.

The BLONDETOURAGE is protected by the BLONDEBRIGADE which consists of a tactical unit (usually not natural blonde) that protect from the haters out there. They also fend off men that are inappropriate. These smart, educated sassy girls are the ones you love to hate.

SEE DEFINITION.

#1 : "Did you see how hot and intelligent that group of girls are. I misjudged Blondes...!! They completely blondesided me..!!"

#2 : " uh yeah its the Blondetourage... B²AMFS no doubt!"

BLONDETOURAGE by BLONDEBRIGADE Chief of Staff December 1, 2009

chemical blonde 

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

chemical blonde by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2008