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Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !
by Loodo November 22, 2011
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baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
by Pamann December 16, 2011
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Blazing Booboo

The injury obtained by inserting a straw into your penis.
-After last night John must have a blazing booboo
-yea, katie can never use that straw again
by Paraphrasingtheworld April 12, 2013
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baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.
Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.
by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016
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Blamingo

A men of intelligence with a bigger and larger dick then any men on the planet of ROBLOXia. Blamingo is known to be a very brave and true Arvorian and gang gangs himself to life success
"Blamingo is a fucking genius"
by Hailyourmother November 28, 2016
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Baking Bread

"Sorry, we can't have sex tonight, I'm baking bread down there."
by Timmy Gumdrops January 6, 2017
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Blazing

When two or more people in a group are talking about one another, in a playful way.
Ex: ME: "Boy if you don't get yo' bean pole head ah"
FRIEND: "Man, yo ole burnt charcoal lookin' ah. turn the lights off all i see is teeth lookin' boy. Where'd he go? head ah. disappeared into thin air head ah."
BACKGROUND FRIENDS: "OOOOHHHHHH, my mans was blazing on em!!"
by Hippie_stonerr March 1, 2017
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