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cock blamer

A person who blames everyone and everything but themselves for their problems.

Derived from blaming the cock for the bad blowjob you just gave, when in actuality it is generally the fault of the blower rather than the blow-ee.
Ugh, that bitch is complaining about her life again...she's such a cock blamer!
by Not a cock blamer December 17, 2011
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I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass

The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.
Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen
by V-Man April 18, 2005
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Baldersnatch

A vagina that has considerably less hair than a previously viewed vagina.
Last night Stan encountered a French girl. Tonight he was greeted with an American blonde's baldersnatch.
by Boonlike February 24, 2010
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safety blade

a safety blade, is a wannabe emo basically.
somebody why dyes their hair black or does other emo-like things just to fit in with the crowd.
safety blade: hey look guys, i just dyed my hair black.
normal kids: go away you safety blade
by Alexx41 December 17, 2006
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Back My Blade

BMB (Back my blade) means fighting back with a knife if someone assaulted you and you fought back. Also stabbing someone for a thing you want or need
Person 1: Come here pussio like that punch ay nigga? peak for you. suck ya mudda
Person 2: Allow it fam don't give verbal
(1 Beats Up 2 badly giving injurys)
(2 gets out a knife and stabs 1)
Person 2: Yhyh like that bitch. fucking pussio mans smoked you up
Person 1: ***Dies***
In 2's Music...
Person 2: And after man dic back my blade so the neek died
by UK Drillstar March 19, 2021
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bladey

A 47 year old man who impersonates a young boy who enjoys playing computer games and using the :D emoticon.
'Gee, that 47 year old man who impersonates a young boy who enjoys playing computer games and using the :D emoticon is a real BLADEY'
by NotSocko McSocko March 11, 2003
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bladed

to be both faded (under the influence of alcohol) and blazed (under the influence of marijuana) at the same time.
John was bladed after two joints and that bottle of tequila
by FGibbs March 5, 2011
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