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Birth control

by BIG5S19 September 10, 2020
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Birth

Some shit you cant take back. Hold your pu**ys tight ladys cuz it wont be anymore..
Person: How was it when you give birth to (youre name)
Mother: It was great! Or >i regret giving live to this pice of shiat<
by BlinkAhgaseArmyAkaMultifandomB September 17, 2018
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birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
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