Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy

In an MMO, the refusal on the part of the cleric/healer to heal someone that consistently screws up.

Also see: Law of Meatshield Apathy, and Law of Crowd Control Apathy.

The warlock that kept breaking CC became the victim of Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy.

The rogue that only cared about his dps, and continually grabbed aggro from the tank became the victim of Biffskippy's Law of Clerical Apathy

by Nzoe February 22, 2011

Birdfriend

A female friend who is your bird but also not your bird

Alex: “Aye don’t send a pic of me to your bird”
Zach: “nah she’s not my bird she’s my friend”
Alex: “she’s your birdfriend”

by Bigsick7 January 9, 2019

happy birfday

HAPPY BIRFDAYYYY LOSERRRR!!!!!!! dude you’re so old ten fingers and three toes DANGG... well i just wanted to say happy birfday ole man AND YOURE THE BEST. i never knew how amazing someone could be until i met you, you light up my whole world. your laugh, your smile, how fricken funny you are, your EYES, how you make me historically laugh, how nice and caring you are, how CUTEEEE you are :), your personality. BRO i could go and on about how your the most perfect person on earth, like HOWW. i swear every time i talk to you, my day gets instantly better I PROMISE IT DOES it’s so weird... about as weird as you. i can’t believe a roblox boy keeps me up at night, oh and can’t forget about the constantly thinking about, always dreaming about are future, buying matching hoodies, staying up super late just to talk to them, getting grounded but then still finding a way to talk, hugging a fricken pillow and imagining it was him, wishing he is with me 24/7, calling each other funny/cute names, telling each other what we are going through or just stuff that’s happening in our life’s, saying some risky stuff, having an OUR song, talking about us just being together cuddling, listening to music, staying up, an vibing. okay if this isn’t love idk what is, first talking on tik tok and xbox dms to then now roblox dms. i just love you sooooooo much, and you don’t know how awesome it is to call you mine ;)) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TYTYY!!!!! have a good day :))

happy birfday tyler, YOURE GAY

by r dawg January 27, 2021

Rufus Archibald Biff

A fat dog. 3 brothers and always beats on poncho. Only a small percent off muscle, contains 92% body fat. originally from the pound. One time bit gabriel and he wanted to send him back.

Rufus Archibald Biff is fat

by Lucy Hater July 17, 2022

Biffle

Best friend of the opposite sex whom you are not in love with.

Jack: "My girlfriend totally hates you for hanging out with me"

Jill: "Why?"

Jack: "Cause she thinks that we're secretly together."

Jill: "Tell her we're just biffles."

by Katie Stiaro July 8, 2009

biff

To the Longboarding community including a wide range of longboarders such as the hippie longboarder, to biff is to lose control of your longboard and fall off causing physical damage to one's self. Biff or 'Biffing' also relates to eating the pavement where one who falls off their longboard hits the ground face first, usually hitting their mouth on a concrete or paved surface (not to be confused with curb stomping).

I totally biffed on my longboard and took a mouthful of concrete.

by JohnnytheFLASH May 2, 2010

Biff

n. A fat asshole who is an angry drunk that abuses woman.

Take away Luke's beer, he's being a biff, a drunk angry asshole.

by Dumontdick September 2, 2008