Poo bash

verb, to masturbate or pleasure oneself while defecating or 'shitting'.
Also, non-colloquially, to flatten faecal matter with a hammer or other 'bashing' device.

"Ah mate I'm turtle-heading and can't stop thinking about mischa barton - I think i'll go for a Poo Bash"

by Peter Fantastic23 January 21, 2009

burrito bash

a Burrito bash is the superb act of a pack of horny Mexicans gang banging a single female or male.

john: what did you do today?
steve; ah just watched some burrito bash on my dirty ipad

by the king of all jews November 11, 2014

bash mail

when someone, usually a friend sends you an email criticizing you or your affiliates. This mail usually is of a degrading message sometimes to cause harmless teasing or sometimes of a serious note.

My hockey has lost 9 games in a row, and they are out of the playoffs and my buddy just sent me bash mail bugging me about it, the prick.

by Zeek77 March 17, 2007

Bash Bros.

Two Bros who play baseball together. They usually bat one after another and absolutely mash the baseball around the field. These two friends or "bros" are are always making up new handshakes and boosting team morale.

What everybody says: Wow! Look at those 8 and 9 batters.. They are totally Bash Bros.! And double wow! They are raking the ball all over the diamond. Their handshakes are pretty shweet.

by Jay and Jake the Bros August 08, 2011

nerd bashing

It is when you want to beat nerds up because they are on the internet acting tough.

Example (on reddit):

Jim: "These nerds are reddit piss me off bc they act tought but could be taken down easily in real life."
Chris:"Yea a great nerd bashing would be great right now. One at a time walking into a 10x10 room I would definitely bash some nerds!"

by thekinghermit October 22, 2012

bash pissers

verb
to bump uglies, screw, fuck, make love, have sex

Hey slut you look hot in that shirt... wanna bash pissers?

by Lj13 September 26, 2007

Russia bashing

When you consistently point out logical fallacies and factual inaccuracies in the Kremlin's manufactured propaganda lies.

Vlad threw his computer against the wall when the CM:BS forum brought up the downing of MH17 for the third time that day.
"You can't let this Russia bashing get to you", said Ivan, his GRU buddy
"STFU Ivan, you were adopted", replied Vlad

by JUAN DEAGE November 01, 2016