Bastard's Dozen

Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!

Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the bastard's dozen to the party.

by World B. Free December 14, 2008

mofo bastard

a person (usually a guy) that may annoy, disturb, or flat out piss you off til the point you want to dislocate their jaw. someone (most of the time a dude) who talks shit about othr people because they think they r bettr than evry1 but dont make jokes about the little hussies that follow him/them around.

if that mofo bastard dont quit talkin bout her. im kickin his mexican ass!!!

by atrishae May 7, 2008

Ignorant Bastard

Some fucker who gets on your nerves whether he/she knows it or not.

Guy1: All our fucking Physics teacher does is talk about religion and other shit
Guy2: Yeah I have him for freshman science. He sure is an Ignorant Bastard.

by Dirty Mike and the gang November 18, 2013

Lying Bastard

Boris Johnson is a Lying Bastard because he said that the government did all they could concerning covid19

Boris Johnson is a Lying Bastard.

by Mr JP Mc January 30, 2021

Fat Bastard

A common Character found in Hentai and Ecchi anime, this character is a grossly overweight male that is usually seen fucking the cute main character. Fat Bastard is not limited to straight hentai, and can be found in a number of gay/yaoi Animes/Hentais.
he is also a character from the Austin powers movies.

"So I was watching this Hentai, right"
"Yeah?"
"And there he was!"
"Who?"
"Fat bastard! He always shows up. Totally kills the mood."
"Yeah, I feel you."

by Cozy dog April 22, 2021

silly little bastard

A silly little bastard is simply someone who enjoys flustering in there own silliness

“Hey Olivia your such a silly little Bastard “
Olivia - “LOL , i am being silly aren’t I .”

by Evangeline progandy January 2, 2018

Arrogant Bastard Ale

The best beer in the world. Only for the truly arrogant. Its not for you. You can't handle it. Stick to your fizzy yellow beer with the million dollar ad campaign. Leave the real beer for the real arrogant.

You: "Hey, whats that you're drinking?"
Me: "Its Arrogant Bastard Ale. Here try some"
You: "That tastes awful!"
Me: "Pfft, go back to your lite beer with the million dollar ad campaign, leave the real beer for the arrogant."

by ViperDaimao November 8, 2004