57th base

The act of fucking all ancestors and descendants of one person, all at once, attaining a level of nirvana previously unseen, except for one night October of 1929. The shock wave was so great, the stock market crashed. Lots of whipped cream must also be involved.

Dude, I got to 57th base last night, and I fucked JFK and Queen Victoria. It was insane.

by Jason "Reckless" Pavlick May 30, 2009

baseball glass faggot

those people who put the fake halfway broken baseball sticker that gives the illusion of shattered glass on thier car with the ball sticking out... what the fuck? you can just put your teams logo on your car .. you dont need a fuckin retarded sticker that looks like a ball is sticking out of the glass thats so dumb

look at that baseball glass faggot what an idiot

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

13th base

Sex with your boss, professor, or another person you have no business fooling around with . . .

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman . . . it was just 13th base!" -- Bill Clinton

by Scylla June 29, 2006

Eiffle Tower With A Strong Base

It's a variation of the eiffle tower you still have the guy standing getting head and the guy doing the girl in the ass but then you have another guy underneath doing her in the vag the two guys up top slap hands and you have an eiffle tower with a strong base!!!

Me and Joe were eiffle towering megan and steve came in and wanted to join so we made him the strong base....megan has never had so many cocks at once!!! You need a lot of balls to perform the eiffle tower with a strong base.

by Justin1985nicka September 26, 2007

Wal-Mart Based Economy

Town or city that has lost a large economic base; such as a mill or military site. And the Wal-Mart Supercenter seems to become the hub of all economic activity. Everyone Shops there, works there, eats there, has babies there, etc.

After Vandeliegh industries moved out of town, they've had a Wal-Mart based economy over in Oniontown.

by Isamu Noguchi July 25, 2008

Baseball

What people think about to avoid premature ejaculation, when having sex.

I wanted to please my wife, so I thought about baseball.

by Dalian April 10, 2006

42nd base

While walking the side street of a largely populated city, an obese transvestite begins to engage in oral sex with his own genitals and asks you to ejaculate into his nostril. Simultaneously, your cousin sees the procedure taking place and summons her bestfriends for a group orgy along with some animals. For best orgasms, it is advised that you have a 5-some with your parents, your cousin, and her bestfriend. It is not uncommon for police officers to shoot a bullet up their anus when they see such things.

Transvestite: DUDE, watch me eat myself out while giving myself a handjob

Police officer: Can I join in and make this 42nd base?

Transvestite: No

Police officer: *shoots self in asshole*

by chaz42 March 25, 2009