attack helicopter

Attack helicopters are helicopters that are armed with ATGMs ( look it up), rocket pods, and 20-30mm chain/miniguns. Two examples are the MI-24 Hind and the AH-64 Apache. They are used to blow the shit out of anything in range, including tanks, infantry, IFVs, and anything else unlucky enough to be near them ( unless the helicopter is an OH-58 Cayuse or an AH-6 Little Bird, in which case you are fine unless you manage to make it crash on you)

The AH-64D Apache Longbow is one of the best attack helicopters on the world!

by ApachepilotJP June 18, 2014

snark attack

1. The act of saying something snarky without warning, thereby stunning the victim into silence.
2. The act of saying something snarky, then walking away before the victim can respond.
3. A cross between a snarky remark and a drive by shooting.

1. My in-law is the queen of snark attacks; she hits without warning then hangs up the phone.
2. Hey, what did I do to deserve the snark attack?

by Sher LeScott January 31, 2010

1-10 attractiveness scale

the 1-10 attractiveness scale is a symmetrical density curve in which the mean is 5. As you move further away from the mean (5), fewer and fewer people meet those numbers. Thus, that 10 you're looking for is really just as rare as you think.

Greg: yo, where does Cathie fall on the 1-10 attractiveness scale?

Bill: Honestly, she's one in a million, gotta be an 8.

by hobbitswithtophats September 14, 2016

Bear Attack

Single handedly the greatest techno song / real life event to ever occur. Created by DJ Technosauce, Bear Attack has found it's way into the homes of many... and left none alive.

Matt: Dude, look at those torn jeans, it's like he just got bear attacked!
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Dan: Miss Reilly, the bears, they're everywhere!

by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009

Heart Attack

A sandwhich from McDonalds that contains 2 double cheeseburgers with 2 McChicken sandwhiches in the middle. It contains roughly 1,700 calories. It costs roughly $4 to get. Some assembly is required.

Tommy and Eddie both got Heart Attacks at McDonalds.

After finishing the Heart Attacks in 4 minutes, Eddie and Tommy felt like throwing up.

by Whittaker Crest June 29, 2007

attacked by the snow leopard

Experiencing an onslaught of jonesing for sex or "relations" with white people. For serious, you can't think of anything else because of how much you want some sweet, sweet vanilla love.

Oh man! Soon-Yi really got attacked by the snow leopard!

by GodShapedBullet September 26, 2007

attractive viewsense

The risk that buying a large TV or home theater system might encourage annoying people who aren't otherwise interested in visiting you to start coming over, because you now have a bigger/better TV or system than they do.

Rhymes with and is related to "attractive nuisance"

He now sees that his new TV has become an attractive viewsense, because now his house is filled on game day by relatives he barely knows.

by PaoloU July 30, 2009