My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Pig ate my pizza

When an ugly girl gags when giving you oral

Bro she was on some pig ate my pizza type shit if you know what I’m sayin lmao

by I…am..that.guy October 9, 2021

Ate That or Ate

Ate is a term used to say any action a Human has done. actually sounded or looked good

Used if it want great: Used if it was great:
“you thought you ate that “i really ate and left no crumbs?” here goes the same example in different form “You ate a left no crumbs in sight.”

Selena: “I love that outfit girl”
Journey: “Yes, i ate and left no crumbs”

(Ate that or ate)

by lies on top of lies October 27, 2021

Ate teensy

18
What hoes on aj say when trading 18 solids for something because they are too poor to have safe chat plus

“Ate teensy for your reindeer poop”
“Sure, ill take ate teensy for it”

by scammeronaj July 30, 2021

Cat who ate the canary

Self satisfied, pleased with one’s self.

My son looked like a cat who ate the canary when we found him with a plate of cookies.

by anonymous February 24, 2022

Ate it

to fall really badly, to fall on your face

What did you think it meant, you pervert...................................................ate it

by TotallyNotDababy March 4, 2022

ate

"you ate your hater but you love your idol" get it !

*sigh* you dont get it i "ate myself" get it now:-D ok i am not gunna be a teacher. " i ate teachers"

i ate my hater a love my idols she on yt btw.

by gdon=] May 25, 2021