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Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape
Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl
by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025
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Appaloosa

A speckled horse that most professionals dismiss but have many names such as a “Colorado Ranger” or a “snowflake
Yeah when I’m on the computer I can’t help but yell “Appaloosa” at that derby horse!
by wottleofbine November 26, 2025
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Appalachian high-five

To “nut”(deposit semen) on an unsuspecting person(s), specifically on their back
A man was arrested for doing an “Appalachian high-five on several passengers during a subway commute
by Tone boi December 17, 2025
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Apparently not

Apparently nobody wants to die according to Matt. And if nobody wants to die you can extrapolate from that and say that your kids would be included in the category that constitutes "Nobody" and, therefore, they also don't want to die. And then you can ask, does your kid want to did for YouTube garbages right to keep a secret? Or do you want to lose you kid for that right?
Hym "Apparently not. Apparently nobody wants that. And what I want is entirely contingent on when or not the secret if kept. Explicit. Direct. This roundabout thing you are trying to do isn't going to cut it. Unlike Matt and the incest cultists, I actually want to know the thing I'm talking about here."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2025
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Gasoline Apparel

Gasoline is a Hot Rod/Kustom Kulture brand stemming from the world famous Gasoline Art Gallery in Southern California. All Gasoline Apparel features artwork from the top lowbrow artists in the world.
My friends & I went to the car show wearing Gasoline Apparel.
by MARK WALDMAN February 5, 2008
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Sasquatch Apparel

Steezin' Clothing.

myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco
Is that Sasquatch Apparel?

Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.
by Benji5150 March 22, 2009
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Hamsandwich Apparatus

THE COOLEST FREAKING BAND EVER! THEIR MUSIC TAKES ME TO MARS AND BACK I SWEAR. I"M IN LOOOOOVE WITH THE DRUMMER NICK JIZZNIZZLE. I SWEAR. CHECK THEM OUT. THEY ARE THE BESSSST. XOXOXOXOXOXOX
Hey what you listening to friend?

Response: only the coolest band ever, Hamsandwich apparatus
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