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live long and pooper

A combination of the famous shocker and the vulcan symbol for live long and prosper, the live long and pooper employs two digits in the vagina and two in the anus.
The other day I gave my girlfriend a live long and pooper. She enjoys having two in the pink and two in the stink.
by Alan Chris April 26, 2006
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Our lord and saviour shaggy

The god of the universe he only needs to use 1 precent of his power to destroy it. If someone makes shaggy mad he will make the person explode using only 0.0000000000000000000001 precent of his power. He can destroy a planet only using 0.0000006 precent of his power.
Random stranger: shaggy is gay
Shaggy: how will you like to die peasant

Random stranger: wait no shaggy I dident mean it SHAGGY NO wait wait your our lord and saviour shaggy
Shaggy: that’s what I thought
by Shaggy is god69420 May 21, 2021
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An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.
"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."
by AH73 October 17, 2013
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I love you to the moon and back

A clumsy bogan phrase used by Facebook Mums and Daughters to express a quantum of love as a measurement of distance. Has become considerably more popular in recent years (source: Google Trends)
'happy bday to my darling husband colin i love you to the moon and back xxx'
by Sassyplease November 11, 2014
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All is Fair in Love and War

Something which complete assholes and bitches say to condone their douchebaggery behaviour. They have no problem resorting to devious tactics to get what they want, even if what they do harms other people . The same people are likely to also use the phrase 'it's a dog eat dog world'. They believe that behaviour which is deceitful or not fair is acceptable during an argument or competition. They must win at any cost.
In order to go on a date with me, I'll trick her into believing that her boyfriend is seeing another woman.

Did you tell her lies about her boyfriend so she would hate him and go out with you instead?
Of course! All is fair in love and war.
by Onealreal November 15, 2016
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its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock

Basically applied to any retard who does some Jackass or Dirty Sanchez stuff, and usually, the mature person like a parent or police officer or care worker etc will say it.
"Officer, i was only doing a grind on that rusty fence with a rickety skateboard near that used needle heap because it was funny.
"Yeah, Well its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock."
by btardia February 4, 2008
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Jeez Louise Maccaroni and Cheese , it took him forever to figure out how to work the control !
by Capi(: November 29, 2009
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