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Alexi Laiho

An extremely underrated and very talented guitarist/lead singer. He is the (very sexy!!!) frontman for the Finnish metal band Children of Bodom. Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho composes most of the band's lyrics and music, and obviously, does a great job of it too. Alexi is a great axman and his guitar solos are challenging and just awesome to listen to. He could easily be the next Zakk Wylde.
"Establish world peace, kill everyone!"
-New sticker on Alexi's guitar


"Drink beer and don't give a flying fuck!!"
-Basically, his philosophy on life
by triplecorpsehammerblow December 1, 2004
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Alexis (male)

Alexis is an incredibly sexy man, who's a lady's man as well as a man's man. He's an alpha male to the max and will never back down from a fight. He's a lover and a fighter, as well as an amazing lover! He's the truest of friends but if you break his trust, you'll never get it back, even though he might forgive you. He can also hold a grudge, so don't hold your breath because you'll die, before you earn his trust back. As well as being a truly intelligent man, he is very motivated to be the best. He likes a woman who can keep up with him and push him to be the best he can be. If you know an Alexis, NEVER let him go. He's truly a one of a kind, who is able to overcome an obstacle in his way. Despite many hurdles in life, it never stops him from moving forward. Next to nothing can hold him back. Alexis strives to be the best at everything he does and always comes out on top. He's not very good at expressing his emotions but will talk about things when he's ready to. Even though he has many acquaintances,he has a small circle of people who he actually considers a true friend. He's not one to trust easily and when he loves you, it's for life, even if you're no longer in his life. To know an Alexis makes you a TRULY blessed and lucky person.
Alexis (male) Alexis is sexy and funny but will kick your ass in a heart beat!
by Nikkise7en22 September 9, 2020
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Alexi Laiho

The world's greatest metal god from the kickass metal band Children of Bodom. He's hott, too.
Look at Alexi, and listen to his awesome guitar riffs!
by child of bodom May 23, 2004
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Alexis Kennedy

(noun):The most epic boss bitch ever. She snaps her fingers, and all the other bitches obey. Even the ground she fucking stands on worships her.

(verb): To totally dominate anything and anyone. No questions asked.
I'm gonna Alexis Kennedy yo' ass, nigga!
by Loldude41 November 24, 2010
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Alexi Laiho

Hottest metal musician in the universe. Performing vocals and guitar in 'Children of Bodom', Alexi screams and howls his mysterious lyrics into the night. Wears eyeliner and plays killer riffs. Hot stuff.
'Children of Bodom' 'Cute' 'sexy' 'messiah'
by metal goddess March 3, 2005
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Alexis Texas

A very hot female pornstar with a large, delicious juicy ass. She is one of the rare white girls with a true ghetto booty.
"I'd give anything to stick my rod in-between Alexis Texas' ass cheeks."
by gigs1777 April 20, 2009
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Alexi Laiho

member of amazing finnish band Children of Bodom.
a really sexy boy indeed, but most of all a great voice and guitar player!!
by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009
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