chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.

I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.

by Jack Dang3r September 13, 2015

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expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

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Pump tent

A tent at festivals where people go for a root

Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox

by KegLegKevin June 25, 2018

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Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.

"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."

by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020

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