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split bisexual

Someone whose sexual and romantic orientation don't match. For example, the person may be sexually attracted to men and romantically attracted to women, or sexually attracted to women and romantically attracted to both sexes, or any combination as long as they're different from each other.
I like the idea of monogamy, but being a split bisexual, it doesn't really seem feasible for me.
by Thunderbro June 4, 2017
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Split knuckle

A Vagina that you can clearly tell has been used to store drugs. Most commonly crack-cocaine
Yo man you can see that girls got split knuckle. I bet she’s had hella drugs in that cooch
by The Baby Whale January 25, 2019
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Banana Split

It's when a female sucks your dick for a little bit. Then she gets a butcher knife and slices it into two. She then plops ice cream on your cut dick and then she enjoys.
Chris: I got this one Banana Split from this chick and she offered it to people for $6.00
Matt: Eh I seen better prices.
by Wiggies911 March 8, 2017
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Mickety-split

To quickly sneak out of work when you think no one will find out during your normal scheduled hours without permission.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe since lunch. He has been gone for 3 hours.
Guy 2: No, I think he mickety-split.
by BrainFreeze77 August 17, 2015
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Split Pack

In roller derby, a split pack is defined as two groups of skaters, equal in number. If the pack becomes split, no legal pack is defined. Skaters will be warned to speed up or slow down to reform the pack and are subject to penalties. Also, a roller derby themed online clothing store.
"Did you see that team in the Split-Pack shirts? They grabbed an opposing blocker and fell back 11 feet, and sent their pivot to the front of the other group! It's a split pack situation!"
by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009
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Banana split

When you jerk two people off with one hand
That’s a nice banana split
by cheese gen December 16, 2017
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lickdy split

When a woman puts one ball of the guys ball sac in each side of her mouth and licks the middle of the ball sac
Tina put Rogers balls (Lickdy split)in her mouth and licked the center of his sac. He yells with great pleasure!
by Hjj January 14, 2014
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