by weirdowoman April 16, 2015
Get the kobe mug.a boy who roasts other people because on the inside he hates himself. Think he is cool but really should just take a seat
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by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016
Get the kobe mug.A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
Get the Kobe Head mug.by Timbo857 November 15, 2018
Get the Kobe mug.he is that one kid in the school who is well known and he likes a couple girls in the school but that one dosent like him back, and she is obviously slim thicccc Af but like he is a player so he has already asked some other girl out to try make her like him and her name is in the urban dictionary also so go check her out.
by i like gargamel and smurfs December 18, 2018
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