wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Wad

LosPollosTV’s Dad. A combination of spammed W’s in the chat and dad, because his Dad is a W.

“I am so excited for Thursday. Wad will be on stream for the weekly episode of 90 day fiancé.

by Nahnah1960 April 19, 2022

WAD

"What a Dumbass"

Simply put... no background information needed.

(1)

-"Oh man, John jumped backwards off a cliff and landed on his chin!"

-"WAD."

(2)
-"Do you like money?"

-"WAD question."

(3)
-He cheated on me with my best friend!

-Ugh, WAD punk!

by IXTaniaXI March 11, 2011

Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.

Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.

by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011

jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018

gay-wad

a gay man who is so gay to the point of the lgbtq saying that theyre too gay.

Me: You met (insert male, mid-class, suburban name here)
Homie: nah, i dont care about that gay-wad!
Me: I knew he was gay, but not that gay.

by CashMoneyK420 April 4, 2022

Potty Wads

A pair of under wear that has potty engulfed in them. Also can be said as a comparison to how something feels. (noun)

Wool... How about these pajamas. Nope I said, I rather sleep in potty wads.

by )(olla2.0 December 9, 2010