Brown door

Another word for your butthole. It is the door in which your poop comes out of. Hence why it is brown.

Billy: We should try anal tonight
Jane: absolutely not Billy, I refuse to let you out it in my brown door.

by Analingus June 26, 2017

The Brown Menace

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!

"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."

by Master Ray April 13, 2021

brown ink

Diarrhea that is completely liquid. Colors the toilet water brown like an octopus's ink.

That Mexican food was tasty, but it had me squirting some mad brown ink.

by Crohn July 8, 2010

Brown Gordon

A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton

Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight

by BrownGordonallnightlong August 20, 2013

accident brown

Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.

Q: Why did you kick that orphan?

A: Accident Brown.

by Adalisaline Stazarateny February 25, 2017

brown hester

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop

" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"

by Goddess baby December 26, 2017

Gordon Brown

A Man who saved the world.

Person A: Did you see him? He saved the world!
Person B: He's just like Gordon Brown.

by Godron March 1, 2017