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Yoga Fascist

A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.

Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".
"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"
by Wypipo whisperer August 31, 2020
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YogaToe

A camel toe from a woman wearing yoga pants.
During Yoga today, the woman was showing off her YogaToe.
by Big B of Memphis September 18, 2020
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This guy is totally yoona
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Mo: "Yikes, Greg. You're not a YoGamer."
Greg: "Yikes, Mo. You just WISH you were a YoGamer like YoGaming..."
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YoGamingGirl: "Let's gamer go!"
Chat: "That is a YoGamingGirl alright... yogami1Smile
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Yooah's

Derived from pronunciation of the the acronym "U.A.H" or "Uppity Ass Hood"; "Yooah's" refers to "Uppity Ass" rich kids that come from "Uppity Ass Hoods" that like to bully and make fun of the clothing and status of less well off people. Inferring of course that "Yooahs" have zero awareness that their own status was obtained simply by being ejected from and Adult Yooah's ballsack.
Mom: Terry what's wrong sweetie? Are you ok?
Terry: No - these rich kids made fun of my shoes on the play ground and then wouldn't let me play with them.
Mom: Terry....fuck dem stupid yooah's....you gonna be richer than Elon some day.
by pympkane January 29, 2021
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Yoga

A Hindu form of breathing exercise, which includes meditation and spiritual practices, whose allegedly “protective” properties could shield someone from the coronavirus—a pseudoscientific cure promoted by no other than nationalistic Indian Prime Minister, Narendra Modi, and his gang of “corona gurus.”
Just as the American ex-president promoted disinfectants and UV light as corona cures to his millions of diehard supporters, the Indian prime minister is now touting yoga as a spiritual cure against Covid-19 and the deadlier “Delta” variant to his hardcore BJP supporters.
by MathPlus June 21, 2021
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