yard hen

Synonymous with being in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.....again.

" Hey, make me a sandwich, my lil' yard hen."

by Gotcha_Andy August 24, 2016

yard pizza

Vomit.

Sylvia hates Kristy so much, she made yard pizza all over Bill's lawn.

by Hoppatrol June 23, 2017

Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

by SweetSugarBalls November 2, 2017

Yardy Know

Commonly used in phrases to describe the location and situation of the user. For example, one would say this when seeing their group of prostitutes or friends.

YARDY KNOW WHO IT IS! ITS YA BOY MEATLOAF! MY DAD HAS THREE TRUCKS AND A BOYFRIEND NAMED BOBBY JOE! HE HAS THREE TOES AND NIPPLES!

by meatballboy June 26, 2018

yardbird

jail/prison slang for poultry served because of it's questionable origin... could be a regular bird(s) that was killed in/on the yard

"what's for dinner tonite?"
"yardbird"
"what the eff is a yardbird?"
"exactly what it sounds like... for all we know they killed the shit in the yard & fed it to us"

by d i z k o 2 0 8 July 12, 2018

Yard Boat Sex

When the kids won't leave the goddamn house, and the only place to get rocks off with the old lady is in the boat your uncle gave you parked in the yard.

Yo man, Jane wanted to shag earlier but the kids were home. So we had us some yard boat sex.

by Pier Nauti September 30, 2018

Yardapolt

The art of hurling your dog’s shit into your neighbor’s yard.

S: “Honey it’s your turn to yardapolt the dog shit into John’s yard.”

by TreacleJC April 11, 2019