The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.
LOL.
But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.
DENIED.
LOL.
But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.
Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011

by Lp7891 February 28, 2011

A moment where a reality show that consistently proves to be unconvincing in its content suddenly has a true moment of reality on a scale that has never been imagined before.
Originating from a moment on The Bachelor when Colton Underwood is heartbroken after one of the contestants quit the show, and afterwards, he proceeded to jump over a fence.
Originating from a moment on The Bachelor when Colton Underwood is heartbroken after one of the contestants quit the show, and afterwards, he proceeded to jump over a fence.
Steve: "Did you watch The Bachelor last night?"
Paul: "No. Besides, you know that show's fake, right?"
Steve: "Well, it wasn't fake last night. In fact, they managed to jump the fence."
Paul: "No. Besides, you know that show's fake, right?"
Steve: "Well, it wasn't fake last night. In fact, they managed to jump the fence."
by RealityTVGuide March 6, 2019

The original name for Mario. He first starred in the arcade game Donkey Kong where he fought DK to rescue his girlfriend Pauline (Later changed to Princess Peach)
by OopBopShBam March 1, 2007

a scene that scares someone or people; frightening scene; a scene in scary movies that make people jump; something in a movie or TV show that is sudden and scares people; jumpy feeling from a scary scene.
by NicholasVej October 29, 2006

The side chick
Puffy is dissing Kim tonight so he can be with his jump off
I can't wait to be the jump off of Brett Michaels
Tiger is my jump off bitch
I can't wait to be the jump off of Brett Michaels
Tiger is my jump off bitch
by Dawn Ardi December 31, 2009

by Kevin (gawanagan) Lam May 21, 2005
