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johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”
What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.
Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.
by Bryan McCabe August 28, 2008
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Mrs. Johnson

The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.

Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."
Holy fucking shit I hate Mrs. Johnson so fucking much.
by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020
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Jimmy Johnson

Jimmy Johnson is the notorious YouTuber who is known for his iconic Cuphead Expert Series. He is also exceptionally known for playing FORTNITE.
That guy is a total Jimmy Johnson.
by Tyler1longlostbrother November 27, 2019
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Alex Johnson

The size of a planet
That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing
by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020
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carter johnson

Carter Johnson is one kind brilliant try not to forget ⭐handsome guy. If you know a carter Johnson you probably have a crush on him kinda like meh (*my mind* oh God what is he searches his name on here) sorry bout the carter Johnson is one of those guys that are stupid but smart at the same time. He is also one of those guys who moans and slaps in between his knees to be funny...and I fell for him😳🤫
Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush

Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍
by Mrs. Arlert 💅 October 14, 2022
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Serayia johnson

She will fight for her friends. She always has a man and her ass is massive watch out for hair because she will kick your ass🤐🤐🤐
by Ceeamani27 February 19, 2019
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