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shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it
Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig
by Anal suck January 13, 2021
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Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period
my wife today went fig the wig mode
by randomreddituser January 1, 2023
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fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

a fat faced zesty melt with ork ears fat cheeks and boz eyes he has a mingin bloater and goes red in every social situation as he is the fuzzy wuzzy wig white lao he also has a 1 inch winky and has ming spots all over and his belly is bigger than fatlas martins he also has calcium moobies and a shakespeare tupe flat head fuzzy wig
that guy has such a fuzzy wuzzy shakespeare tupe what a bloater belly milky silky moobs wrongen what a fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig
by josephineginaperiod November 14, 2023
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Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth
Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019
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Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property
Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.
by Shnaka May 7, 2022
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Wig

When you are sister shocked about something (sister shook)
*Peyton R. says tea*
Amia: Wig!
Me (Elizabeth):TEA SISSSS
by Elizabeth;) April 15, 2019
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my wig is missing

when your fav artist does something u can't take, for example writes a beautiful song or breathes
Harry Styles: releases new album
Stan twitter: WIG!!!!!!!! MY WIG IS MISSING
by harrystylesrulez February 22, 2018
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