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weekend warrior

A weekend warrior is a person who does mild workouts during the week but enjoys intense challenges and strenuous workouts, or competing and endurance testing in a variety of events on the weekend.
Sorry, man, no time to party this month. I'm in weekend warrior mode. Next week I'm in a 10k run and the week after I'm having a 1-2 hour mountain bike ride with buddies.
by Rear Admiral Poopsocks April 19, 2006
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weekend dike

A straight girl who likes to fool around with women on the weekend. Can be used as a noun or verb.
This labour day weekend, Sally and Cathy were weekend diking it.

During the week, Mary was with Bob. But by saturday, she played weekend dike with Barbie.
by marshallarts November 2, 2007
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Wolverine Weekend

Any weekend in which alcohol is consumed in large amounts on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights (derived from the three claws of Wolverine, the symbol for "wolverine weekend" is a tightly closed fist held at face level, back facing the adressee in the conversation, also known as a "war-fist")
What debauchery! Last weekend Roger was smashed Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. He made it a wolverine weekend.
by Cive January 14, 2007
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double xp weekend

when a virgin or nonvirgin with little sexual experience takes on two guys at once or separately in one weekend. they gain some serious xp and probably rank up to level 2 slut in the making.
We can help her shake off that rust. lets organize a double xp weekend and get her back on the right path.
by WeinerRedeemer May 31, 2010
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Weekend Warrior

1.) A clueless meathead type of guy (usually a bro) that goes to the gym only on friday and saturday night before hitting the club, so that he can get a temporary muscle swell to show off for stupid girls. Muscles swell after a workout of heavy weightlifting, so they are posing as muscular when all they are is a bunch of wussies trying to show off imaginary size.
Dumb white guy 1: "Yo bro, lets hit up the gym before we get to that bar, I wanna look big as shit for them ho's"

Dumb white guy 2: "Shit yah brah, lets get that swell on, f*ck exercisin' man, lets just get swell so we can look buff for some bitches"

Spectator: "what a bunch of weekend warrior douchebags"
by LeeLaBadass July 6, 2011
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Weekend immune system

Hungover/dead in various parts of body
by rootentootenputin February 24, 2019
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weekend wheelchair warrior

When a healthy, capable, able to walk person who has no need for a wheelchair, buys, rents, or steals one for their own personal amusement, laziness, or gain. Non-powered models promote pity by unknowing bystanders, and can be used for preferred parking, meeting women, getting VIP access to clubs, etc. Powered models, known as rascals, are usually attributed to very lazy people not wanting to walk under their own power, or people that like to perform motorized stunts.
"Look, Jimmay's pulling the weekend wheelchair warrior again so he could get right into all the clubs and meet chicks. See, they are eating up his Gulf War landmine explosion story. I bet he scores tonight......"
by Klizz February 25, 2009
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