warm lap blanket

1. The mucilaginous issue of reverse peristalsis, in cases where said vermiculation is the denouement of overly ambitious fellatio.

2. The sudden, steaming end of a throat-fuck.

3. When you get a blowjob from a drunk girl and she throws up in the middle of it.

"I kept a firm grip on his ears and pulled until I felt the warm lap blanket flowing over my legs."

by Anjelikat & Dr. Hemp November 29, 2004

Warm story, sis

Opposite of cool story, bro.

warm story, sis!

by name used whatever November 10, 2011

Warm Welcum

An act where the man ejaculates on to a plate then microwaves the plate, his partner then precedes to eat the cum.
You can also eat the cum in a cold room to give the illusion of smoking.

Person one: She just gobbled all of my microwaved cum.
Person two: that’s called a Warm Welcum

by Cooper Pooper June 18, 2021

Warm Jar of Mayonnaise

When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.

Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?

Mike: Yea....

Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.

Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.

by FASTASSCRASS July 23, 2007

reverse warm carl

Instead of taking a dump on someone's saran-wrapped face, a warm carl involves taking a dump on someone's face FIRST and THEN wrapping it up with saran wrap. Some people prefer to shit into the saran wrap instead of on his/her face. Either way results in a layer of poo followed by a layer of saran wrap, hence "reverse".

See also "hot carl", "warm carl", and "cold carl".

You: A reverse warm carl is even nastier than a hot carl!
Me: You know SOMEONE has done it.

by Cyrille104 November 13, 2007

Warm Turtle-Tank

The smell of a woman's aroused vagina.

Todd:"last night, Vanessa's Warm Turtle-Tank made me gag."

by stonedcuddles March 20, 2017

warm wind symphony

When two or more individuals expel gas in a harmonious fashion.

"Did you hear Clark and Roger put on a warm wind symphony at the Mexican restaurant?"

"Let's get together for a warm wind symphony around the keg later!"

fart dutch oven gas flatulence poop

by ATownExpress March 29, 2010