death wagon 

A very unreliable or ill-equipped vehicle, that is not capable of handling the mode of travel intended for it.

My '96 Isuzu trooper swerves every time I steer and has faulty safety belts. I'm not taking the kids in that death wagon.

death wagon by fruitermelon July 1, 2008

chuck wagon 

mystery meat/"meat"/meat? typically served at school cafeterias

Student A: What's on that lunch line?
Student B: They trot out the ol' chuck wagon again.
Student A: What's even in that shit?
Student B: I don't even know... but I think I'm going for the salad bar.

chuck wagon by The Resident Pirate January 16, 2008

Band Wagon Jumper 

A person who only likes the team when they are winning, and dislikes the team when they are losing.

dude! scott only likes the vikings when their winning and talks shit about them when they are losing he's such a band wagon jumper!

Band Wagon Jumper by misterbigglesworth May 12, 2010

Paint your Wagon 

The act of a severe beatdown or defeat, In that normal saying aren't quite good enough to describe them.

"Dude, you better step off before i paint your wagon"
"We had an awesome group for our 3's on the court... but we got our wagon painted by those 6' pros from downtown."

Paint your Wagon by Blenny-Shoes August 5, 2009

Scally Wagon 

A group of willing who-ores a young man brings back from the (only) bar in Canada to his fellow Canadian men. A night of pure shenanigans and given'r ensues for these young canucks!

Guys, its give'r season and i brought the scally wagon home for you phoques.... Fertheboyees!

Scally Wagon by yosemitesam October 31, 2011

Pickle Wagon

A common insult that refers to one having and/or driving a shit box of a car. Used with greater power when referring to an actual wagon and if their mother drives it.

"Ben your mum drives a fucking pickle wagon, you white maggot cunt"
"No your mum drives a pickle wagon Josh"

Pickle Wagon by doolanator7 March 17, 2020

Slut Wagon 

Any large means of transportation inhibited by intoxicated females. Can also be used when a group of females walk by.

Back to the S.S. Slut Wagon. (SAS S98)

Slut Wagon by Ben April 7, 2003