miss me with the bullshit

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.

miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep

by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009

I fuck with that

Saying "I fuck with that" means you like something. You're all about it. You like it a lot

That picture of that burger... I fuck with that.

by tpoppies July 1, 2017

rats with wings

Depending upon where you live, "rats with wings" are seagulls or pigeons. So named because of their scavenger natures.

Give me a gun, so I can shoot some of those annoying rats with wings.

by JulesV March 17, 2012

Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

by Kiz... December 25, 2020

im down with that

1) im okay with that
2) im all for that
3) okay
4) heck yes
5) im totally fine with that
6) yeh i want to do that im okay with it

Morgan: do you want to go get some sushi

Katie: Im down with that!!

by Katiewatermelon June 21, 2008

strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005