butt wipe

person who is an assistant to wipping another person butt

John Kerry is a butt wipe

by cody h December 6, 2005

Sheet wipe

When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.

'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'

'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'

'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'

by Banana Split March 2, 2017

sully wipe

When one sharts in his cargo shorts, then uses a public park bathroom to complete the job, flushes the toilet, then proceeds to wet one-ply public bathroom toilet paper in the recently flushed bowl to clean the clean the aforementioned shart from his soiled boxer shorts. The Sully Wipe is completed by putting the boxer shorts (wet with public toilet water) back on, and exiting the bathroom.

Instead of throwing away his boxer shorts, he executed a legendary sully wipe.

by Moorpark Apt August 11, 2009

gripe wipe

The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.

"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW.

"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."

"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"

by WordWally June 5, 2009

meat wipe

A towel or rag used to clean a man's Penis.
Or Another word for a Useless piece of shit

That kid is a Meat Wipe!

by Jimmy Mc May 14, 2007

wipe the sidewalls

The action of cleaning the inside of ones ass cheeks after experiencing anal seepage.

Example 1:
Dude I think i just sharted, I might need to go wipe the sidewalls.

Example 2:
You're going to have to wipe the sidewalls after that one.

by Nelson a.k.a. HairyCheeks January 7, 2008

check wipe

The act of wiping your ass to check for anal moistness after cutting a fart, because you might have shit yourself.

Dude, that was a ripper! You might need a check wipe.

by sbdivemaster February 28, 2009