coke whack

after doing blow, you bounce from the party early to go home and jerkoff.

Dude he needed it, he just left after hitting that line for an early evening coke whack.

by Shockpiece January 10, 2008

Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.

I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.

by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023

whack it week

The female gives the male hand jobs during her menstrual cycle.

Aunt Flo is in town looks like it’s whack it week

by Blacksheep1721 January 5, 2018

Whack pack

Usually sold at 7-11 or other convenience stores, a whack pack is a collection of outdated porn magazines, usually three or four to a pack, wrapped in plastic, and sold at a discount.

While preparing for a marathon jerk-off session in his hotel room, John stopped by the local Quickie Mart and bought himself a whack pack.

by Ludditeright June 2, 2013

snack and whack

To enjoy a snack whilst masturbating.

I'm going to stop at the store, and pick up some pistachios, then go home and snack and whack.

by D-pop February 18, 2014

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often

I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023

WHACK daddy

The opposite of a mackdaddy. A man who tries to portray the image of a confident, suave, ladies man and is actually perceived as a poser, or a joke.

This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.

That guy over at the bar is such a whack daddy! He used the oldest line in the book to get my numbert.

by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015