after sexy time you take your hole and spray your poopy coco chips down her throat and then say I do...
by tony ripper July 21, 2009
Get the chocolatechip weddingmug. A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist
“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”
by Jim reeve March 20, 2019
Get the German Weddingmug. 
Noun
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
Ava: “Was Emily’s wedding fun?”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
by Hungryguest March 29, 2025
Get the Ozempic Weddingmug. If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.
by QuacksO May 22, 2018
Get the wedding serumonymug. (a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.
by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013
Get the wedding yogurtmug. Friendly feeling and behaviour
- Good and cordial relations
- The feeling or relationship that exists between friends
- Intense feeling of of caring about someone or affection or fondness for a person
- amicability; closeness
- Good and cordial relations
- The feeling or relationship that exists between friends
- Intense feeling of of caring about someone or affection or fondness for a person
- amicability; closeness
Wed
- Like very much
- Be in love with
- Be passionately attached to
- Have a liking for
- Take a fancy to
- Fall (be) in love with
- Be passionately fascinated and enchanted by
- To be fond of (a person)
- To feel love or fondness for
- be fond of; be inclined to; take to; adore; fancy; like; love
- Like very much
- Be in love with
- Be passionately attached to
- Have a liking for
- Take a fancy to
- Fall (be) in love with
- Be passionately fascinated and enchanted by
- To be fond of (a person)
- To feel love or fondness for
- be fond of; be inclined to; take to; adore; fancy; like; love
by Cuteist me December 3, 2020
Get the Wedmug.