warm lap blanket

1. The mucilaginous issue of reverse peristalsis, in cases where said vermiculation is the denouement of overly ambitious fellatio.

2. The sudden, steaming end of a throat-fuck.

3. When you get a blowjob from a drunk girl and she throws up in the middle of it.
"I kept a firm grip on his ears and pulled until I felt the warm lap blanket flowing over my legs."
by Anjelikat & Dr. Hemp November 30, 2004
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Warm Welcum

An act where the man ejaculates on to a plate then microwaves the plate, his partner then precedes to eat the cum.
You can also eat the cum in a cold room to give the illusion of smoking.
Person one: She just gobbled all of my microwaved cum.
Person two: that’s called a Warm Welcum
by Cooper Pooper June 18, 2021
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Warm Jar of Mayonnaise

When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.
Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?

Mike: Yea....

Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.

Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.

by FASTASSCRASS June 24, 2007
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reverse warm carl

Instead of taking a dump on someone's saran-wrapped face, a warm carl involves taking a dump on someone's face FIRST and THEN wrapping it up with saran wrap. Some people prefer to shit into the saran wrap instead of on his/her face. Either way results in a layer of poo followed by a layer of saran wrap, hence "reverse".

See also "hot carl", "warm carl", and "cold carl".
You: A reverse warm carl is even nastier than a hot carl!
Me: You know SOMEONE has done it.
by Cyrille104 October 27, 2007
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Warm Turtle-Tank

Todd:"last night, Vanessa's Warm Turtle-Tank made me gag."
by stonedcuddles March 19, 2017
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warm wind symphony

When two or more individuals expel gas in a harmonious fashion.
"Did you hear Clark and Roger put on a warm wind symphony at the Mexican restaurant?"

"Let's get together for a warm wind symphony around the keg later!"

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by ATownExpress March 29, 2010
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