Academic Vampire

An academic vampire is someone who forces others, via their position of authority, to produce work that they will then: 1. use with credit only to themselves and not to those who actually produced the work or 2. use to make themselves look more productive or prestigious to their chair, deans, other colleagues, etc.

That advisor is an academic vampire; she published the work her grad student and never gave the student credit. OR That supervisor had her graduate TA do all of her IRB and half of the data collection and never gave that TA any credit in the publication.

by Litchick09 October 22, 2017

Prostate vampire

When you are having sex, and your partner sticks a knife inside your ass, then proceeds to drink your blood, after sex kiss, optional.

Man that goth chick from last night was really a prostate vampire! I came all over!

by Sick_lil_me September 5, 2019

❥︎smelly vampire#0807

the best, hottest and coolest xingqiu main ever. they also have the most impeccable fashion sense EVER. (i'm smelly vampire lol)

❥︎smelly vampire#0807 's fit today is so amazing.

by xingqiu main<3 August 29, 2021

Reverse Vampire

When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.

Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?

Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.

👍

by VampTrampStamp March 23, 2022

Reverse Vampire

When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.

Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.

by Jolene Dillionwinkle January 12, 2023

Vampire Pigs

Pigs that have been bitten by human vampires to create a new cross species of vampires!!! These bloodsucking swine feed on both humans and other pigs. They share the same weaknesses of vampires you know sunlight and all that jazz but strangely they seem to have an extra weakness against any form of cheese. They have the same strengths as well this includes wings with which the use to fly down and swarm their victims with.

Last week a village in Brazil was completely taken by a swarm of Vampire Pigs.

by Aaronius Mcgee April 10, 2008

anal vampire

when a vampire flies through your window when your sleeping and you wake up with a sore ass.

good night, dont let the anal vampires bite.

by Roy and Chelsea September 25, 2005