Vegan

Freaking Autumn.

Guy: Hey look at the that girl over there!

Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...

Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.

by Don't Care. August 27, 2018

Vegan

Someone on a diet, but loud about it.

Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!

Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?

by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018

Vegan

A weird cunt that chooses to eat only vegetables. They mainly complain about normal people who eat meat. The best way to combat a vegan is like a vampire, a steak through the heart. There can also be a human so much worse than being just a vegan. Vegan cyclists are the literal definition of the devils sidekick. Although, there is one human who is undoubtedly worse. Feminist vegan cyclists, they are often referred to as the devil himself.

Oh my god, those vegan protesters are at it again

by Massive Legend July 25, 2018

Vegan

A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.

Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.

Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.

by Doylelew September 7, 2018

Vegan

Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7

(Steps into room) IM A FUCKING VEGAN.

by Not_A_FUCKING_VEGAN March 6, 2019

Vegan

A fuckwit

god your such a vegan

by Fuck Vegans January 8, 2019

Vegan

A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?

Tommy is being such a vegan.
Shut up you stupid vegan.
Vegans are gay

by Aiden Sherman boiy May 25, 2019