Urban Dictionary

The ultimate place for cynicism and sexually charged definitions. Go do your homework somewhere else.

"OMG Sarah! Do you know that cake is really a code for hot sex with an eskimo?"
"I worry about Urban Dictionary definitions. And your English papers."

by KatieKitKat March 11, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A place where you spend 2 hours reading definitions of "poop"

Urban Dictionary made me late for school

by urban dicitnary troller August 31, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A site often used by teenage delinquents to define their own "made up" words so they can feel better about themselves and the fact that that do not know the definition of actual words in the English language

Jeff: hey mick! What did you do on the weekend?
Mick: oh you know, the usual, made up words on the Urban Dictionary and contemplated my death

by Tibby TheTiger July 22, 2016

Urban dictionary

Where every acronym and a lot of the words is apparently associated with drugs, sexual activities or genitalia.

Urban dictionary, the lovely place where besides actually useful definitions, you can find stuff like OTPHJ (over the pants handjob), BBC (big black cock), BBQ (boobless bitch queen), BBL (brazillian butt lift), Superman (when you are mad at a girl for not having sex with you), just to name a few.

by senuvecis July 20, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website where almost all of the definitions are related to sex. Oh yeah, and if you’re a right-winger, good luck surviving there, as people will treat you like the scum of the earth.

Bob: Man, does Urban Dictionary suck! Those brainlets somehow make every word about sex!

Jim: Yeah, I wish we could go back to a time where the people that used this site weren’t as brain-dead as they are now.

by bilked August 1, 2020

Urban Dictionary

a fake stupid ass funny free Dictionary

dude u as stupid as the urban Dictionary

by is it me or are you THICK September 23, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The site where people sexualize literally everything because they want to look cool.

Urban Dictionary is for teenagers with no life.

by gregsmithson November 23, 2010