Twisted Nipple

I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.

dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE

by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020

Toilet Twist

When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).

Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”

Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”

by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019

twist the monkey

Stroke the cock

Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.

by JustALilBittt September 18, 2020

Twinkie-Twist

First you butt bounce on a trampoline, then you flip to the side.

I just did a Twinkie-Twist!

by maxandoreo11037 March 27, 2021

Twisted queef

When your pussy gets fucked so hard it gets twisted and then when you queef the air comes out all wonkey and shit and smells like tuna salad.

Bitch you pussy so twisted and smell I think you twisted queefed.

by Spider queef December 20, 2021

Olympic Twist

When you put your dick inside a Handroll and do the classic double hand twist motion.

I noticed you left with that Japanese girl, did she give you the good old Olympic twist?

by GermanShepherdOVO July 04, 2018

Twisted Blasian

Craziest move ever. Shit that you’ll never forget.

Drake: Yo we did the twisted blasian

Rijo: I wish me and my girl did that.

by saghottie42 August 13, 2022