Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 April 15, 2011

Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 03, 2014

bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

trumpet fudge

Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,

My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 10, 2014

trumpet hoe

i bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and sounds like a trumpet

have you ever met rebecca?
yeah she’s such a trumpet hoe!

by beepboopbopbitch September 05, 2019

Trumpet Job

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet

I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.

by Trumpet god 69 November 07, 2018

furry trumpet

The act of performing oral sex on someone who has never shaved, ever.

Also, the sound a wooly mammoth makes.

My face felt like it was being scrubbed with a Brillo pad when I was doing the furry trumpet.

by HHedral February 27, 2015