Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. An obnoxious, offensive and unwelcome blast of hot air. Traditional British term for breaking wind. A fart.
Did you trump?
by Paranoidfloyd November 7, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by Squearl March 3, 2019
Get the Trumpmug. Another word for that normally, brownish, often-times mishapen, goop. that comes out of your anus. Another word for feces.
by spiritualadvisor November 6, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Verb, transitive, Usage: 'to trump something'
Base Meanings: Cause something to fail, collapse, or do worse than ever before seen through total inaction, useless actions, or negative actions. Best used to describe exceedingly amazing examples of inaction or malfeasance that lead to "bigly," world-record failures or destruction.
Base Meanings: Cause something to fail, collapse, or do worse than ever before seen through total inaction, useless actions, or negative actions. Best used to describe exceedingly amazing examples of inaction or malfeasance that lead to "bigly," world-record failures or destruction.
"I've bigly trumped the economy by ignoring COVID. Aren't I great? I'm a stable geneeus. Howzabout giving me that No-bell prize?"
"The world had never before been so trumped so completely as happened between the years 2016 and 2020."
"The people's confidence in politicians was trumped."
"That USA used to be a world leader, but that was trumped under his administration."
"The world had never before been so trumped so completely as happened between the years 2016 and 2020."
"The people's confidence in politicians was trumped."
"That USA used to be a world leader, but that was trumped under his administration."
by Professor Progressive December 21, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Man it was so trump when you came to the business meeting without clothes on this morning.
When you lost the election and kept bringing baseless lawsuits to delay the inevitable you were really being a trump about it.
That guy was such a trump when he decided to squatter in the White House and didn’t think anyone would kick him out.
When you lost the election and kept bringing baseless lawsuits to delay the inevitable you were really being a trump about it.
That guy was such a trump when he decided to squatter in the White House and didn’t think anyone would kick him out.
by Maverick the Debut November 10, 2020
Get the trumpmug.