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Team killer

<Noun> Computer gaming slang.

A person who, during an internet computer game, kills or damages their team mates intentionally in order to either help the other team (to which they may also be referred to as 'spies') or just to be a cock sucker and/or n00b.
May be abbreviated to TK'er.
CHIEF: "Master K is such a fucking TK'er."
MASTER K: "OMGWTF n00b STFU!!!11"
by Stuart Fletcher November 2, 2004
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team gay

A group of five or more people (60% homosexuals) who think they are superheroes. Originated in Philadelphia PA in 2006 when a group of friends needed to define their eclectic group of friends. A "Team gay" often sets out to solve super problems but ends up never leaving headquaters. Some Team Gay Super names may Include: Bastard Shepherd, Captain Focus, Blonde Menace, Dr Comfort, Princess Jamers, Dame Danger and Captain Ego...
when a problem arises: This looks like a job for Team Gay! When sending out a text signal: Team Gay: Report or Respond! When standing in a bar: Who are you with? Oh, Team Gay...
by Mark Dahl July 30, 2006
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swat team

Giving fly swatters to all the kids at the picnic/bar-b-que and telling them they are in charge of pest control.
I didn't have a single fly on my paper plate thanks to my swat team.
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
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farm team system

The practice of rating women using the baseball farm team system:
Major League (8-10)
AAA (6 1/2-8)
AA (5-6 1/2)
Hi A (4-5)
Lo A (3-4)
Rookie League (1-3)
Cape Cod League (or Bush League) (< 1)

People will generally play within their leagues, occasionally going up or down a league. Someone who plays up two leagues or more is either very lucky or pulling some shady shit. Someone who plays down two or more leagues is either desperate, really drunk, or has absolutely no standards for whatever reason.
Even Ol' Dirty Pete, who had no standards whatsoever and routinely dated girls from all leagues of the farm team system, nearly lost his lunch when bush league Gretchen, who looked like she'd just raided an entire McDonald's and then been picked up by a tornado, bombarded with debris, and dropped on her face into a briar patch, showed up at the pool in a G-string bikini.
by Nick D November 8, 2004
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team jennifer

used to describe people or fans that took the side of Jennifer Aniston in any disputes or feuds she had with ex-husband Brad Pitt
She sympathizes with Jennifer Aniston quite a bit, she's totally team Jennifer
by Ricardo Moltabon August 29, 2006
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tag team dumping

When two people go "tag-team dumping" it is similar to tag team wrestling except that after one person has dumped they leave the toilet without flushing and the second team member goes in and dumps on the existing dump. In a competition format the first team to block the toilet wins.
Belly Boy & Big Kev make a great tag team dumping team - the amount of orange juice those guys drink in the morning means they can dump for Britain.

Heard the noise when the big bald guy from the office next door is taking a dump - he'd be a great tag team dumping partner!
by Dukeface May 13, 2010
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Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear

The correct team to be on. While some may be on Team Edward, or some on Team Jacob, Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear is the team for smart cinema goers.
Girl 1: TEAM JACOB!
Girl 2: TEAM EDWARD!

Smart Person: Fuck this shit! Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear!
by Whackman August 11, 2010
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