Stopping Traffic

An idiom that refers to a very attractive person. In most contexts, the negation of the word is used, usually to pin down someone who is moderately attractive but nothing mindblowing (see example)

Yeah man, she’s pretty cute. I mean she’s not stopping traffic or anything, but she’s definitely easy on the eyes.

by Vann Trapp January 11, 2023

Education Trafficked

It’s like sex trafficking except it’s for educational purposes and there’s no sex at all.

Did you see all those international students get education trafficked to the larger cities?

by Patrickthestarfish01 April 27, 2023

Newton County Traffic Cone

One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.

"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."

by The Real Todd Ller August 7, 2017

Too Much Traffic in The Tunnel

When an individual experiences frequent, rough or rigorous penetration in any orface, resaulting in a needed personal break from sexual activity.

I have had too much traffic in the tunnel for tonight.

by Queens6696 February 8, 2019

Cape May traffic jam

Five vehicles waiting at a red light.

I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.

by KGBJMC May 22, 2019

Geist of Saint Traft

Originating from a Magic: The Gathering card, Geist of Saint Traft is an old male ghost with a harem of hot young sexy angels.

Did you see Geist of Saint Traft this combat step? He's hooking up with yet another different angel. What a transparent slut...

Oh, you're playing Geist of Saint Traft as your commander? Everyone, let's gang up on the angel harem player before it gets out of hand.

by YetAnotherLonelyPhysicist August 17, 2019

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022