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The Tortured Poets Department

The eleventh studio album that Taylor Swift made. Released April 19th 2024.
Hey, did you here about The Tortured Poets Department?

Yes! It's such a great album.
by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs April 25, 2024
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Cock and Ball Torture

its a fun game to play with your friends/family!! a game for all ages and genders. (NOW INCUDLING 13 *RARE* STD'S ONLY FOUND IN NORTH AMERICA!!) "I say this all the time folks, don't sleep on this one."
hey mom, wanna play a quick game of cock and ball torture?!?
by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 12, 2021
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torture time

Torture time is held on november 6th by satan and is directed at a certain individual deep in the friendzone.
by .;). November 6, 2020
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voluntary torture

Doing something that hurts willingly, like getting your eyebrows done.
“Istg, getting your eyebrows done is the definition of voluntary torture!”
by Linn0289 October 20, 2022
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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!
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Cock N Ball Torture

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.
Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!
by xRyco February 5, 2022
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Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture is the torturing of the testiculs and penis
I’m gonna cock and ball torture you tomorrow
by Brendanhasafatass April 9, 2021
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