To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"
"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
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After being unable to shit for 3 days whilst on a road trip, John dropped a Canadian Torpedo when arriving home, both saving water and emptying his bowels.
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There's Dayton, there's Cleveland.. Many places to get fucked up in.
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The income is below average low, the public schools your worst enemy and some of the people are some real crackheads.
Leave before it's too late and you become one of them.
Oh and the East is the worst. I mean everything sucks but the East.. Never go there; or do go there, you will never want to go there again then. Maybe you won't be alive to return anyway.
There's Dayton, there's Cleveland.. Many places to get fucked up in.
There's run-down neighborhoods, empty, rotting houses, streets with more holes in them than fucking swiss cheese, drug dealers and crime all over the place and some of the worst chemicals floating around from all those toxic waste factories.
The income is below average low, the public schools your worst enemy and some of the people are some real crackheads.
Leave before it's too late and you become one of them.
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Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
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