Toosh push tinky tan

the act of pushing your arm up someones or (your own) doup, reeming it so far up the jobby canal that your whole forearm becomes immersed in the fecal flume, caked in there (or your) very own bum mustard leaving you with what looks like sun tan from being out in the sun for too long wearing a t-shirt known as "tinky tan"

Aww for fuck sake!.. I was really wanting a tan today but look its pissin it down!.. RITE!, FUCK IT!. Here min, bend over... WHY?.. because am away to reem your poopchute to give masel fake bake.. why get baked when I can get CAKED!"

toosh push tinky tan jobby canal

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 1, 2011

Tootsie Roll Syndrome

Whatever it is you think you see, becomes a Tootsie Roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.

Patient: My throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. Do you think it might be strep?

Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.

Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?

Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.

by TheKosherLoaf April 29, 2011

tooping

to toot and poop at the same time.

"that baby is tooping hardcore, you should go change her"

"grandma's tooping again"

by butt-crack sisters October 27, 2011

Tootsi

A corruption of the acronym "That Oriental Over There". Refers to a member of any KPop, JPop, or otherwise applicable pop group who posesses basic, banal, and even slightly stereotypical Asian features. Despite this disturbing and exasperating quality, the member will indubitably acquire and maintain a sizeable fan base, though likely populated by women and men of equal aesthetic caliber who adore this member because of their resemblance to Mamochan of Sailor Moon.

Me: Oh my gawd, when I first saw Jin in the Dope MV he looked like such a fucking Tootsi.

Friend: Jin is a fucking Tootsi!

Me: (whispers low) why am I in love with him then?

Friend: (single tear cascades down cheek) my sweet Mamochan....

by IVCEligible July 15, 2016

tootsie roll

foot sex

Kick off your shoes baby, my cock needs a tootsie roll.

by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016

tompson

He will be the guy that you will want as a friend. He's extremely hot but can be geeky. But if you get out of the friend zone you can find hat he is excited and extremely good in bed.

Hey I think I just found the new Tompson here.

Hey, I think I'm out with a Tompson.

by Friend zones January 14, 2017

Toosh

A word that p_s_toosh use that in his conversations.

Toosh beri
Lets go toosh

by TashiDashi October 12, 2019