much better today

what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.

I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..

by Krkič March 18, 2020

Red hot mollie tomali

When you eat a girl out and she has period and you have blood all over your face. You are a herb if you do this.

Man #1 I got a Red hot mollie tomali today from my girl
Man #2 Dude thats mad gross.
Man #1 Idc

by Jay Co May 13, 2005

todat

The jazz method of saying today. In the style of skat singing

Adam: Did you know that there is a Miles Davis gig on TV todat?

Fred: Really, man that's rad.

by Jeff Dean January 26, 2010

toda moda

definition: a word describing anyone or anything you could possibly want it to explain.

background: the store in Josua tree near the crals junior that sells fashionable items for that part of the world. Teenage girls from Glendale CA began abusing the rediculous word and making it a fun inside joke that now the entire world knows as...toda moda.

"Dude, your toda moda is showing!!"
"Sweetie, can you please take out the toda moda?"
"Make a point to study for the big toda moda coming up!"

by fedex April 19, 2005

Hot Tomale

When a guy covers his dick in hot sauce and then fucks a woman. Can also put hot sauce on fingers and fingerbang.

For full effect, couple this with a Dirty Sanchez for the ultimate "South of the Border" experience.

Person 1: Did you hear what Tom did last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he gave her the Hot Tomale!
Person 1: Bet that's the last time she ever wants Mexican food.

by The real Old Gregg June 18, 2009

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.

Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

by SkyPullera May 17, 2004

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011